Situation: Daughter asked me to take her bra shopping.
Answered by saying I’d rather…
10. Walk through Osama’s front door wearing a suicide vest
9. Go into a working house fire wearing a pair of tight bikini briefs ONLY
8. Work in front of the berm at a hot rifle range.
7. Tap dance on a landmine
6. Be the stuntman on the Mayhem commercials.
5. Breakdance on the autobahn
4. Be kicked in the nuts by all 32 starting punters in the NFL
3. Run face first into the spinning tail rotor of a Blackhawk.
2. Go sliding down a sliding board of nothing but double edged razor blades and land in a vat of rubbing ETOH.
1. Stand in the middle USASOC graduation ceremony and call Rangers, Airborne, and SF Soldiers “pussies”.
Yep…that about sums it up
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